Best Darn Headlines: Feb. 23 – March 3

It's another week of great headlines!   From the ice scraper attack to getting fired for stealing Oreos, it's another batch of goofiness!  So here they are, "The Best Darn Headlines Of The Week"!

"D.C. Pepsi Machine Found to be Vending Malt Liquor" - STORY

"Walmart Employee Charged with Felony Theft After Eating Oreos" - STORY

"Nut-cracking monkeys show humanlike skills" - STORY

"Man Cited After Ice Scraper Attack" - STORY

"Florida man polishes off a thief with glass cleaner" - STORY

"What Causes Beef Rainbows?" - STORY

"After crash, 'red everywhere' -- but just ketchup" - STORY