Well, here they are, the most ridiculous headlines for the past week.  From 'painted gnomes' to a 9-year-old giving birth to beard-cutting Amish, this week was loaded with some great  headlines!

"Man Sees Jesus In Beer Case" - STORY

"2 Los Angeles students lose fingers during lunchtime tug-of-war game" - STORY

"Viewpoint: What Pygmies Can Teach Us About Childrearing" - STORY

"Amish Beard-Cutting Ring Leader Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison" - STORY

"Man shoots self in groin with flare gun" - STORY

"9-year-old gives birth to baby girl in Mexico" - STORY

"Painted Gnomes Allowed To Roam On Oakland Utility Poles" - STORY

"Ex-Burger King worker robs McDonald's" - STORY

"I got pregnant to have a tummy tuck on the NHS" - STORY

 

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