If Someone Were To Write A Song About You, What Would The Title Be?

I was at the Kellie Pickler concert on Friday evening.  During the show she revealed her husband wrote a song for her latest album The Woman I Am.

She was doing Dancing With The Stars and called her husband one night.  He was in Florida for a songwriter's retreat and apparently they were just finishing up a song. That's when she asked him to write a song for her and he did -- it's called Ain't No Cure For Crazy.

It's a great song with a fun title and it got me thinking about what a song written about me should be titled.  So many different things come to mind -- Don't Talk To Her Before She's Had Her Mountain Dew, She Likes Her Dog Better Than You or maybe She'll Drive You Crazy...Literally!

If someone were to write a song about you, what would the title be?