It’s National Compliment Day, Here’s A Few You Can Use

It's "National Compliment Day" today (Thursday).  I'm not sure who makes these national days but I'll play along.  I love the site "Daily Odd Compliment".  These are pretty much what you expect, they're sort of compliments but come off as slight insults as well.  So I got my inspiration from that site to give you a few compliments you could use today on "National Compliment Day".

"You’re the best at what you do… granted you don’t do much, but nonetheless you are the best at it… whatever it is you actually do."

"You are so hot you could melt the polar ice caps… but since that’s already happening I suggest you don’t take a trip to Antarctica, you’d only make things worse.

"You make me happier than when I see a well-groomed mustache.  On a man, though, not a woman... I’m not so happy to see that."

"So what if your abs are exactly a six-pack, you look really good in that over-sized sweater."

"If I could I reach the stars I give one to you… or I’d try to sell it for research cuz it would probably be worth a lot of money… I’d get you a nice card though because you deserve it."

"Your face makes other people ugly, and by ugly, I mean like Bigfoot or some other mythical creature… what I’m trying to say is you have a nice face.”