Nerf Wars are starting up in parts of Minnesota, is there more that authorities and local officials can do other than banning this to make it safe and more fun?
The production of this secret weapon was so important to the Allied war effort, the security of the project rivaled that of the Manhattan Project in New York, involving the OSS, the FBI, and the US Navy.
The Timberwolves are the 3rd seed in the Western Conference and will play 6th seeded Phoenix in a first round best of 7 series. Game 1 will be in Minnesota Saturday at 2:30, pregame on AM 1390/93.9 FM Granite City Sports at 2:15.
So, I propose we Ban the Nipple for everyone. No more dudes roaming around shirtless all willy-nilly. We can all just wear shirts/tank tops/sports bras or whatever else we need to, to make sure we don't see any nipples we don't want to see.