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98 Country Listener Jokes – Longest Password

Dave McCord — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 21:08:38 +0000

Don't you hate it when your network forces you to change your password, you pick one out only to be told that it isn't secure enough! Here's a password you might be able to use!

98 Country Listener Jokes – The Elevator

Dave McCord — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:27:18 +0000

There are people in this world that have never seen modern technology. If you had never seen one before, would you know what an elevator was?

98 Country Listener Jokes – Keep Your Mouth Shut

Dave McCord — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:15:35 +0000

When women are pregnant, you want to do everything you can to help right? Even attend birthing classes. Sometimes, it’s better to skip them!The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to [...]

98 Country Listener Jokes – How's Norma?

Dave McCord — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:58:41 +0000

Sometimes you have to wonder if you will EVER get the information you need when you are in the hospital. Norma knows! A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, [...]

98 Country Listener Jokes – Blond At Football Game

Dave McCord — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:47:52 +0000

Blond jokes are always fun! This one is great because it really explains football! A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants [...]

98 Country Listener Jokes – Try Again

Dave McCord — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 20:59:23 +0000

It’s all happened to someone we know… well maybe not exactly like this… but it never hurts to try again! A 20-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” Without answering, the girl picks up [...]

98 Country Listener Jokes – Southern Ingenuity

Dave McCord — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 18:11:46 +0000

The southern rednecks tend to get a bad rap of being dumb. Sometimes, they will surprise you with their smarts! One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game. The 3 Northerners each bought a [...]

98 Country Listener Jokes – No Enemies

Dave McCord — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 20:38:09 +0000

It’s nice to know that you have no enemies – especially when you are getting closer to then end! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly [...]