What is the Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done?

We all have those moments where there is absolutely nothing that is going to get us off the couch.  We put a mini fridge next to us and camp out until we're good and ready to be productive.

While some of us have moments of laziness, there are others who have it round the clock.  Reddit had a discussion about this very topic yesterday and there were some things that really surprised me, such as the person who really didn't want to do laundry so they ordered underwear online with overnight delivery.  REALLY???

Other acts included peeing in the litter box because it was closer than the bathroom and wearing long pants in order to avoid shaving.  I will admit I have pulled that one before.

I wouldn't call myself lazy -- I prefer the term unmotivated.  Is there a difference?  Probably not.  The worst that I've done is go shopping for clothes because I didn't feel like doing laundry but I'm also guilty of texting my sister to do something for me.  That's not so bad except we're sometimes in the same room.

What's the laziest thing you've ever done?